I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
I just want nice things and good sex
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
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