Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
i think my mom watched the whole time
tell your sister to shave her snatch
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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