What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
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What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
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Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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