508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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