Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
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2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
If I had your ass I would rule the world
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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