so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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