do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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