Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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