OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
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Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
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Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
that may or may not have been my penis.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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