About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
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I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
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And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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