hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
You don't make any sense
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