dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
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it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
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Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
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