and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
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nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
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