There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
How external is "for external use only"?
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
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