And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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