recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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