went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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