she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
All I want is dick and wine.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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