dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
FUCK WHALES
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