im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
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