either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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