youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
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she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
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hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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