I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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