is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
You may now shotgun with the bride
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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