You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
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Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
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She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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