Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
