okay pat passed out under dana's car
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
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His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
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Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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