ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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