How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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