apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
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