I'm lost and stupid without you.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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