ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
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My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
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Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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