Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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