i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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