I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
I have feelings that need drinking.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
is that a dick in a sweater?
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
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