Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
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is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
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I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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