hell yes lets make some ravioli
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
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wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
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If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
Randomize