You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
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Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
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Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize