youre lurking in front of me
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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