guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
Welp...herpes.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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