Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
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