I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
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I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
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I just commented on the education level of his penis.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
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