Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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