didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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