Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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