There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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