Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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