Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
porn star boner night. come get it.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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