Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
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Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
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A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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