Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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