Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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