And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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