I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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