I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
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I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
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Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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