How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
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