I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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